Many, many moons ago, Beijing was known for having the hashers with the best voices and memories. The accomplishment was celebrated globally. Lately, some of our hashers have left the comfort of our gilded cage and have begun to send intel that we are no longer the best singers in all of Hash lands.

Faced with such a dilemma, we put all our brain cells together( about two shared with 17 people) and decided we needed a new Hash run to help us learn the songs.

Join us this Friday for the brand new run called the Howling Run. Wy howling, you ask? Because it was the most polite adjective to describe our collective grunts and moans during circles.

We will also be introducing some new marks that are bound to leave you red or flopping like a fish from laughter or the blackouts from our refreshments.

So this will be an effortless 2k walking, 4k running trail with not one but two songbird stops where you will be able to enjoy delicious Asahi( Only the best for the singers) and whatever concoction John Wayne GaySemen has come up for us( should have run a background check, Oh well). We will sing at this stop using fancy technology. Then we will stumble back to paddy to play games, eat some food, and continue to lose what little brain cells we have left!

Dress code:

Something warm, it can be cold at nighttime, or go buck-nacked like an actual werewolf.

Walking Hare: Panda Penis Pandemonium

Running hare: PukelidTaxivomitry

Beer Meister: John Wayne GaySemen

What: it’s an A-to-A hash and is not dog-friendly as well as not kid-friendly

When: Friday, 10th November. Meet at 7:30 pm. If you are a true degenerate, you can always show up early and pre-lube the hash.

Start: 8 pm.

Where: Paddy’s!

Hash cash: 35 RMB

Restaurant: There isn’t one. Why have real food when you can have mozzarella sticks for the fifth time this week?

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. There may be vomiting on this occasion. Don’t be offended; we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner.