There are nine million bicycles in Beijing,
That’s a fact,
It’s a thing we can’t deny,
Like the fact that we never have clear sky;
There are 1928 Hutongs in Beijing,
That’s a guess,
No-one can ever say it’s true,
But I know 八大胡同 are the best ones,
Since most reputable streetwalkers once lived there;
There are six billion people in this world,
More or less,
It makes me feel quite small,
But there’s a debauched group called hashers,
Beer is the one they love most of all;
There are four seasons on this planet,
Don’t call me a liar,
Just believe everything that I say,
Spring is the time for a pajama party;
We are high on the wire,
With beer in your sight,
Run through Hutong through rough through time,
Put your head up high,
Run with your pride,
Like this waving flag.
Slumber party is on on!
Your sexiest pyjama ( if you don’t have one, come with your inborn protective layer, aka naked )
30RMB（run, beer, circle), 90RMB(run, beer, circle,dinner)
Super Squirter, Snake Cunter, Hot Cockolate
A-A (dog friendly route but not the restaurant). Bags can be dropped at the restaurant.
Saturday, Mar 26th. We meet up at 1:30pm and start the run at 2:00pm SHARP!
Our hash bar, Paddy O`Shea`s of course.
Followed by our on-after-the-after at QS for the real legends.
Name of Restaurant: Dingxiang Niurou Lamian
Address: 240-11, Zhushikou West Street
Take subway line7, get off from Exit C, Hufangqiao Station, turn right and walk 280 meters, the restaurant is right there!
Sunday, 3 April #2050: Bangasaurus Sex, Gobblin’ King, Hot Girl Farts
Saturday, 9 April #2051: Bogan Banus, Just Stephen N, Snake Cunter
Saturday, 16 April #2052: Cheezy Balls, Juicy Bla Bla, Just Michael Z
Saturday, 23 April #2053: Chip n Dale, Singaporn Star, Hello Pussy
Saturday, 30 April #2054: Show Us Your Schnitzel, Shtupwaffel, Slim Shady
Sunday, 8 May #2055: Super Squirter, Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Just Ed