Those of us following world events by reading beer bottle labels are aware that our fair city is once again playing host to the five-ring circus. As you know, the barbarian hordes won’t be admitted into the Middle Kingdom for this event so it is up to us sons and daughters of the Jing to keep the international spirit of ChristmasOlympics alive. So, let’s get ready to cheer for our nations’ best and prepare for the quadrennial reminder that Canada is still relevant. Sort of. Cum one, cum all to the joyful rendezvous for a primer of the city’s Olympic venues. We’ll frolic among the steel mushroom streetlights, photobomb every tourist photoshoot we encounter, and breathe in the fresh breeze of the Fifth Ring Road. Come dressed in your national colors, draped in your people’s flag, or wear a pin to show you’re down to Party. Special Olympian-esque events will take place on the trail.
Hares:
Culito de Rana, Just David, Just James
Type:
A to A
Bag Drop Available
When:
October 17, Sunday
Time:
Meet at 1:30pm, run starts at 2pm on the dot.
Where:
DaoXiaoman BanZhijiguo Qiao Mixian (XinAo Gouwu Zhong Xin Dian)
刀小蛮半只鸡过桥米线（新奥购物中心店）
D’erections:
Arrive at Olympic Green station (Lines 8 and 15). Go out of exit B and turn right as you exit the station; the restaurant is 30 meters ahead, on your right side. Note that the station may be announced as “Olympic Park station” when you’re on the train.
到达奥林匹克公园站（8号线和15号线。从B出口出来，出站后右转；餐厅在前方30米处，在你的右侧。
