September 12th, 2021 , the day a picture was taken that changed history forever.  The Gloriass photo has touched all of our lives in some way big or small whether we have even realized it.  With the new found fame a hash run was created to capture the moment.

Since…

Big big booty she’s got big big booty,

Big big booty everyone loves big big booty,

That booty so fat is a miracle,

That booty so perfect is impeccable,

Damn that booty unforgettable.

Like it thick, like it fat, like the booty soft,

Make it bounce, make it clap, make it shake.

So wipe out all your exhaustion and gloominess you get from the muggle world, come and live vibrantly for the plump, juicy, and succulent Gloriass, shake, twerk, and wiggle your beautiful booties.

Only big booties will to be celebrated, memorized and worshipped!!

Welcome to Second Annual Gloriass Run!!

Hares:

Snake Cunter, Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Polish My Helmet

Type:

A to A. Bag Drop Available

When:

Sep 24th, Saturday

Time:

Meet at 1:30pm, run starts at2:00pm 

Hash Cash:

30 RMB for run and circle, 105 RMB for Dinner, run, and circle.

Dress Code:

Booty shorts.

🐶The trail itself is dog friendly, but there’s a short trail and one beer stop in the park, which won’t allow our fluffy friends to enter. Restaurant is dog friendly since we’ll sit outside!

Meetup:

西域美食客佰客牛肉拉面(霄云路店)

D’erections:

Exit C2, Sanyuanqiao Subway station, line 10. Then follow the map.

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. And partial nudity. Don’t be offended; it’s jocular, we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, be tolerant, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner. Oh, and you’ll need to bring a green jiankangbao with a sufficiently-recent hesuan or we’ll be all huffy. And a mask. On! On!