Jingle Balls, LFD smells
Dry Hole won’t shut up
The hashers were so trashy
On their way to the boxer!
While your hares aren’t so adept at lyrical witticisms, they are quite capable of finding awesome (A-B) trails in the far western, Winter Wonderland of Wang Ping and providing great beverages including German beer and whiskey hot chocolate. Join your amazing hares Limp Fish Dick and Dry Hole as well as a surprise hare for a spectacular bus journey filled with icy waterfalls, (hopefully) some snow, and plenty of free beer before everyone f**ks off for the holidays.
**Fair warning: The hares ran into some large dogs on the scouting trip. They will do their best to avoid them, but if you’re afraid of dogs, make sure to run with someone or consider giving this Boxer a miss.**
Saturday, December 21
Meet at 9a.m.
Departure at 9:30 am. sharp-ish
Limp Fish Dick, Dry Hole, *Surprise Walking Hare*
What to Bring:
Cell phone, sun block, running shoes(!), sense of adventure, direction, and humor.
Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. ♻️❤️🌏
We need to have numbers! So go ahead and register today!
200RMB gets you a scenic round-trip bus ride, the Boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks and a great dinner.
XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.