W A K E  U P  H A S H E R S…

B O X E R  H A S  G O T  Y O U…

F O L L O W  T H E  H A R E S.

This January 23rd, get redpilled and join your hares for round 2 of Mentougou. Reality is cold and bleak and everything tastes like a gruel. Oh wait, it’s just Beijing in the winter and you’re drinking Yanjing.

All of those training programs are about to pay off, and with bullet time, you may even be able to avoid the shiggy.

There’s only one way to exit The Boxer. You need to find a phone. You need to find Stilett-Hoe’s shlong rock. The first person to take a photo of the shlong rock will exit The Boxer, the rest will be stuck on the trail for eternity.


HARES:

Indiana Bones, Stilett-Hoe & Just Jimmy

WHEN:

January 23rd

2021年1月23日

TIME:
Meet at 9.30 am, but departs at 10 am sharp!10点钟出发,不见不散!

WHAT TO BRING:

Determination.

Appropriate footwear.

A thirst for the truth.

Long sleeves and pants/leggings to protect yourself from shiggy.

Wise words from The Oracle.

Plenty of water.

A fully charged phone and power bank to exit The Boxer.

SIGN-UP:

We need to have numbers! So go ahead and register today here!

MEET UP:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu

(新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’ERECTIONS:
It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
IMPORTANT NOTE
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