So Germans love beer, collect kooky garden gnomes and love to dance at folk festivals? Let`s check it out! Can Germans buck the stereotype?

As we know,most Germans love their cars, describe themselves as punctual andconscientious, and prefer sex in the missionary position. Prudish? Let`s ask inperson how Germans feel on the February 19th boxer run! 

What were the GMs thinking?? A German Theme Boxer? Sounds “interesting”!

 


About the running and walking trail:

Running trail will be about 12km, elevation rise about 650m.

Walking trail will be about 7km, elevation rise about 600m.

 

There will be ice falls on-trail, so be ready for those selfies!

 

 

Come for the hash, stay for the dinner!

Hares:

Running hares: Show us Your Schnitzel, Just Klaus

Walking hare: Just Lisa

They are all Germans!

When:

19 February 2022

2022年2月19日

Time:

9.00am meet at Paddy O` Shea`s, bus departs at 9:30am sharp! Don`t be late, Germans won`t wait for you.

9点半出发,不见不散!

Hash Cash:

200RMB gets you…

–     Trail and circle

–     Around-trip bus ride

–     Bottomless beer

–     Hashdinner

_  Glühwein! (a.k.a. mulled wine)

_(German Wurst,no) The best of Dongbei cuisine in all of Mentougou!

Itinerary

Notes
9.00 Meet  at Paddy`s Bar  not open, no food available,  please bring own breakfast, there`s food  nearby
9.30 Bus  leaves Paddy`s
11.00 Arrive  at trail, hares off, chalk talk  Outskirts  of Beijing
11.20 Runners  and walkers off Options:  walking trail

Runners  trail

15.30 Walkers  and Runners pick up site
16.30 Circle
17.30 dinner
18:30 Back  to town
On after Paddy`s

 

What to Bring:

Mobilephone, power bank, running or hiking shoes, a water bottle or water pouch.

A sense of adventure, direction, and humour.

Food& beverages:

Breakfast,extra German snacks

Registration:

We need to have numbers for renting the bus! So go ahead and register.

Sign up link:  https://jinshuju.net/f/p2Gajy

MeetUp:

Paddy O` Shea`s (on the street)

朝阳区东直门外大街28号,澳大利亚大使馆对面

D’ERECTIONS:

If you come by subway:

LINE 2 AND 13

Dongzhimen subway station 澳大利亚使馆对面(Exit C) Ten minutes walk east.

LINE10

Agricultural Exhibition Center subway station 农业展览馆(Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁:10号线亮马桥站西北A口

 

Some Germany information for your glance below – you may need it on the bus quiz!

A couple German Jokes for starters:

  • “Two Martinis, bitte.”
    “Dry?”
    “Nein, I said TWO!”
  • What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German? A Beaner-Schnitzel.
  • What lies between fear and sex? Fünf.
  • Whats the difference between a smart German and a unicorn? Nothing, they’re both fictional characters.
  •  Why wasn’t Jesus born in Germany? He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.
  • In haven, an English man is responsible for jokes,an Italian for food and a German for order! In hell, the English one isresponsible for food, the Italian for order and German for jokes!

 

Party preference

According to a survey, one in four Germans admittedto not knowing how they got home from a party. And every person surveyed in hisor her twenties reported waking up next to someone whose name they hadforgotten (or didn’t know to begin with).

What all the English-speaking hashers think this run is actually about:

   

What your hares have actually been doing,instead of preparing for this run:

         

Serious stuff:

     

Sign up link:Beijing Boxer Hash run #204, German theme.-Form-Goldendata (jinshuju.net)