April’s Boxer run was wet. I mean, sopping wet and muddy and dirty and soaked. But as the old country taitai say, April rain clouds over Wushan lead to some pretty good things. So let’s all take a trip out to the Yellow Flowers Great Wall and see what nature has in store.
Walls never stopped anyone though, least of all your intrepid hares. Sad to say, it’s a Boxer FOYW for all three of ‘em – they’ll be doing their best nomad barbarian impersonations and conquering virgin hashing grounds like Pakistan cum June.
When it rains, it pours. So let’s pour some out and get drenched in that glorious yellow liquid, Yanjing beer! (What, you were thinking something else? Eww, you’re gross.)
Hares:
Chickenshit, Sink and Destroy, Just Jean
Runsite:
撞道口 Zhuangdaokou
When:
Saturday, May 19thTime:
Meet at 10 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp-ish
Hash Cash:
150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
You can get breakfast at XL and a Bloody Mary, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.
What to Bring:
Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill.
Your cell phone. Sunscreen. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.
Meet Up:
XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
D’erections:
It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
