​In a world where three hashers volunteered and were voluntold to summon the Hash gods for a May Boxer, and do not know each other’s true identities. While attempting to hare the Boxer Hash, shaggy and tree branches ambushed them, leading them to believe that one of them is a virgin Hasher.

Follow these Miyun Reservoir Dogs as they try to discover if the Cocks are Big and Black enough and the Dicks are Limp and Fishy enough all while not losing Just Hao in the Miyun mountains. By the end of the Hash, one Hasher will be sacrificed to the Hash Gods…

 

HARES:

BBC, Limp Fish Dick, Just China Turkey Farm

 

WHEN:

Saturday, 15th May

05月15日星期六

 

TIME:

Meet at 9.30 am, but departs at 10 am sharp!

10点钟出发，不见不散！

 

HASH CASH:

200RMB gets you a scenic round-trip bus ride, the Boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a great dinner.

Breakfast Requests

 

WHAT TO BRING:

Mobile phone, power bank, running or hiking shoes, a sense of adventure, direction, and humor.

Winter- lots of warm clothes, hat, gloves

Summer- sunblock

Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring big water for you to refill. ♻️❤️🌏

 

SIGN-UP:

We need to have numbers! So go ahead and register today here!

 

MEET UP:

Joe’s Bar and Kitchen (opposite the Westin Hotel)

朝阳区东三环北路7号金茂威斯汀大饭店1楼北侧底商

 

D’ERECTIONS:

If you’re on the Subway take Line 10 to Liangmaqiao, get out at Exit A and walk towards the Westin Hotel car park (North). It’s next to Starbucks.

地铁：10号线亮马桥站西北A口

For everyone else: it’s on the third ring road. Get yourself to Joe’s!

驾驶、走路、公共汽车：东三环西边在WESTIN酒店后面