BJH3#2204Hash Wedding Alert–get ready for some Shiggy & Shaggin’

This weekend, two of our finest degenerates—Doggy Nipple Liquor and Big Man Whining—are making it hash-ficial. Yes, hashers, after countless beer checks, backside checks, front-bum shenanigans, and more trail drama than a telenovela, they’re finally getting hooked, hash-style!

Expect a trail with more curves than Lulu’s tail, a circle louder than Doggy’s sessions (we’re talking karaoke here, we know what you were thinking), and a ceremony so heartwarming even the coldest beer will become warm. There will be beer (obviously), romance (possibly), public indecency (inevitably), and maybe a wedding night you’ll never unsee.

Bring your thirst, your sense of humour, and your worst behavior. This isn’t just a run—it’s a celebration of love, lust, liver abuse, and long-term bad decisions.

On-on to unholy matrimony!

Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.

75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)

Your Hares:

This weekend, two of our finest degenerates—Doggy Nipple Liquor and Big Man Whining—are making it hash-ficial. Yes, hashers, after countless beer checks, backside checks, front-bum shenanigans, and more trail drama than a telenovela, they’re finally getting hooked, hash-style!

Expect a trail with more curves than Lulu’s tail, a circle louder than Doggy’s sessions (we’re talking karaoke here, we know what you were thinking), and a ceremony so heartwarming even the coldest beer will become warm. There will be beer (obviously), romance (possibly), public indecency (inevitably), and maybe a wedding night you’ll never unsee.

Bring your thirst, your sense of humour, and your worst behavior. This isn’t just a run—it’s a celebration of love, lust, liver abuse, and long-term bad decisions.

On-on to unholy matrimony!

Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.

75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)

Your Hares:
Pickle Boy；Shtupwaffel；Banana Shoes

Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.

Dress Code & Haberdashery:

Hash wedding chic: yellow and white meets formal-on-top, chaos-on-the-bottom. Bonus points for veils, condoms as corsages, and anything that would make the bride and her family question all their life choices.

Your wedding outfit should include some hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.

If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.

Hairy Hashers

Trail, restaurant and on-after location are all DOG-FRIENDLY

When:
Day Saturday May 17, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start

On-after:

Buddy’s/IV Bar

D’erections to meet up spot:

Wangjing South Station, Line 14, C

从地铁14号 线望京南站, 出口C

From Exit C of Wangjing South station on Metro Line 14, walk west for about 500 meters to a crossroad, then cross the road and walk south for about 100 meters, turn left into a neighborhood and walk about 50 meters, and you will reach at the restaurant. It takes about 10 minutes in total.

向西走约500米到一个十字路口，再向南过马路走约100米，左转进小区走约50米,即到餐厅。共约10分钟

Address: 

Xiaobingtuo Iron Pot Hot Pot (Jiangtai Store)

小冰坨铁锅炖(将台店)

No. 310, Gaoyuan Community, Jiangtai Road, Chaoyang District

朝阳区将台路高家园310号

Upcoming Hareline (running hares needed for 7 and 29 June!!):

Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.

Dress Code & Haberdashery:

Hash wedding chic: yellow and white meets formal-on-top, chaos-on-the-bottom. Bonus points for veils, condoms as corsages, and anything that would make the bride and her family question all their life choices.

Your wedding outfit should include some hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.

If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.

Hairy Hashers

Trail, restaurant and on-after location are all DOG-FRIENDLY

When:
Day Saturday May 17, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start

On-after:

Buddy’s/IV Bar

D’erections to meet up spot:

Wangjing South Station, Line 14, C

从地铁14号 线望京南站, 出口C

From Exit C of Wangjing South station on Metro Line 14, walk west for about 500 meters to a crossroad, then cross the road and walk south for about 100 meters, turn left into a neighborhood and walk about 50 meters, and you will reach at the restaurant. It takes about 10 minutes in total.

向西走约500米到一个十字路口，再向南过马路走约100米，左转进小区走约50米,即到餐厅。共约10分钟

Address: 

Xiaobingtuo Iron Pot Hot Pot (Jiangtai Store)

小冰坨铁锅炖(将台店)

No. 310, Gaoyuan Community, Jiangtai Road, Chaoyang District

朝阳区将台路高家园310号

Upcoming Hareline (running hares needed for 7 and 29 June!!):