Avast, me hearties! Hashrumour has it, there be buried treasure hidden deep within the river valley of the mighty Liangmahe. One stormy night a notorious pirate ship carrying stolen booty (no, not that kind of booty) capsized while making its way along the Liangmahe and in a desperate attempt to fend off attention from authorities, the pirates buried their treasure in a secret location.
Hundreds of years later, while finishing off their last 7-Eleven beer to add to their beer staff at last month’s 7-Eleven run, your shitty Full Moon Hash hares noticed something peculiar. On the bottom of one of the beer cans there was a rolled-up parchment stuck to it. After unrolling and inspecting this parchment, the hares realised it was a treasure map!
It told of gold doubloons, silver nuggets, ivory, fabulous necklaces, and, most importantly, unlimited tasty, frothy, cold beer.
The shitty trail will take you through glitzy Solana, along the majestic Liangmahe, and ending by the notorious pirates’ den of Paddy’s.
Our very own Full Moon Hash apothecary Bloody Butt Precise has brewed up the perfect pirate’s grog to aid us and keep us warm on our journey. Named the Drunk Pirate, this concoction will be sure to knock your peg leg off!
Aaaaas we know (as we know!), the Full Moon in December is known as the Cold Moon due to the arrival of winter. Warm yourselves up with a run along the scenic Liangmahe and a Drunk Pirate Canned COCKtail.
Cum join the hares as they follow this mysterious treasure map to uncover the secrets of the Pirates of the Liangmahe!
Dress Code: Cosplay as Captain Jack Sparrow! Come with a parrot on your shoulder! Wear something nautical! Or just come donning haberdashery!
Hash Cash: 30 RMB
Walking the Plank: Bloody Butt Precise
Running the Plank: Hardcore Outdoor
Trail: Trail is A to B. Bag drop is not available
When: Friday, 12th December 2025
7:00 pm meet-up at Taco Bird
7:30 pm start
Meet Up: Taco Bird by Kitty & Daniel’s 鹦鹉塔可墨西哥餐吧
北京市朝阳区朝阳公园路6号蓝色港湾1F层
1F Solana, No. 6 Chaoyang Gongyuan Lu, Chaoyang District, Beijing
On-after: Our hash bar Paddy O’Shea’s of course!
D’erections to Taco Bird:
Zaoying Metro Station Exit A
枣营地铁站A出口
