I hate the way your Bund lights glow

And how the Huangpu shines

I hate your Pearl Tower, pink and round,

And all your endless lines

I hate the crowds on Nanjing Road

And the way they push and shove

I hate the Shanghai Tower’s twist

Showing off to clouds above

I hate Yu Garden’s dumpling queue

And your xiaolongbao’s scalding soup

I hate how Tianzifang’s tiny lanes

Keep walking me in a loop

I hate your plum rains in July

And your sticky, soaking heat

I hate your maglev, way too fast,

That knocks me off my feet

I hate your People’s Square at noon

And Xintiandi’s crazy bills

I hate your rooftop bars that charge

A fortune for the thrills

But mostly I’m glad that I’m in Beijing

With the hutongs, the duck, and the Wall

And I never need to go to Shanghai

Not for a weekend

Not for a day

Not ever at all

 

Hash cash:

30rmb for beer stops and circle.

75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)

 

Your Hares:

Just Mira

Septic Yank

 

Trail:

Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.

Note: circle is at or very near the restaurant (less than 100m)

 

Dress Code and Haberdashery:

Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.

If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.

 

Hairy Hashers：

Trail is dog-friendly, restaurant is not

 

When:

Saturday , October 24 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start

 

On-after:

Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.

 

D’erections to meet up spot:

Wangjing Nan (South), Exit A

望京南站, 出口 A

Line 14

Address:

Quanzhouwu (Wangjing Branch)

ChaoyangGuangshun South Street and Futong East Street Intersection Ulo Park A4 Unit Floor 1

全州屋（望京店）

朝阳广顺南大街与阜通东大街交叉口悠乐汇A4座1层

Upcoming Hareline:

November 11, 2026 (Sunday) Run #2283– Bouncing Shit, George with Jugs, Just Jenna

Sign up to hare you lazy bastards!!!! No hares then no hash!