In a world where three hashers volunteered and were voluntold to summon the Hash gods for a May Boxer, and do not know each other’s true identities. While attempting to hare the Boxer Hash, shaggy and tree branches ambushed them, leading them to believe that one of them is a virgin Hasher.
Follow these Miyun Reservoir Dogs as they try to discover if the Cocks are Big and Black enough and the Dicks are Limp and Fishy enough all while not losing Just Hao in the Miyun mountains. By the end of the Hash, one Hasher will be sacrificed to the Hash Gods…
BBC, Limp Fish Dick, Just China Turkey Farm
Saturday, 15th May
200RMB gets you a scenic round-trip bus ride, the Boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a great dinner.
Mobile phone, power bank, running or hiking shoes, a sense of adventure, direction, and humor.
Winter- lots of warm clothes, hat, gloves
Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring big water for you to refill. ♻️❤️🌏
We need to have numbers! So go ahead and register today here!
Joe’s Bar and Kitchen (opposite the Westin Hotel)
For everyone else: it’s on the third ring road. Get yourself to Joe’s!