Santa Claus is coming to town

He’s making a list

Checking it twice

Gonna find out who’s naughty or nice


Page 6 of the N-List: Buddy wants……

“A green hat! From Jovie, my girlfriend! Has been passed down in her family for 250 years!” Buddy is showing the love token (LvMaozi) just received up to the Hashy Elves.

“As we know (as we know), I’ll take your hat, your hair looks swell. I ought to say no, no, no, sir!” Hashy Elves always have golden hearts.

“No way, I’m in love!”

“Jovie has been cheating on you!”

“Oh Santa! Tit for tat!”

A sudden blow: the great wings beating still

Above the staggering girl, her thighs caressed

By the dark webs, her nape caught in his bill,

He holds her helpless breast upon his breast.

Page 9 of the N-List: Jovie wants……

“The green hat has been gone! It’s my Family Hat (LvMaozi), waiting for my Mr. Right for 250 years!” Jovie was crying and shouting at the Hashy Elves. “What time is it?”

“As we know (as we know), let it go, let it go. Can’t hold it back anymore. Let it go, let it go. Turn away and slam the door.” Then Just William (Yeats) passed a beer to her.

“No way, I’m in love!”

“Buddy has been cheating on you!”

“Oh Santa! Tit for tat!”

Being so caught up,

So mastered by the brute blood of the air,

Did she put on his knowledge with his power

Before the indifferent beak could let her drop?

Page 69 of the Nice List: Forever green hat

The green hat is exchanged between Buddy and Jovie once per 6.9 seconds on average, meanwhile people don’t believe in Santa. As a 250-year-old baby, actually the green hat is a super elf, in charge of true love & Christmas spirit. In other words, only if the green hat is firmly worn on the guy’s head (given by the true love), the sleigh will fly. For a fun Hashmas, Buddy decided to wear the green hat, for 250 years.

Buddy wants Jovie, and Jovie wants Buddy. The dreams come true.

The green hat: “Buddy the Swan, why not trust your girlfriend, Jovie Leda?”

Buddy: “The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.”

Jovie: “Candy and syrup taste good!”

Yo Yo, Santaporn Star twinkles on the top of the Christmas tree, Jingle hee ha, oh Santa!

Hares: Singaporn Star; Yodele hee ha, oh shit; Just Yoyo

Trail: A-A, bag can be dropped at restaurant

When: Saturday, 9th December, 2023;

Pre-lube starts at 1:00 p.m., Run starts at 2:00 p.m.

Hash Cash: 30 RMB (run/walk, beer stops, circle)

Meet up: Buddy’s bar (The Irish Volunteer) 百蒂餐吧;

Fangyuan West Road No.38, Chaoyang District 芳园西路38号

D’erections to meet up spot (via subway):

Jiangtai (将台) Station, Exit A.

Walk northwest appx 600 meters, then turn right onto Fangyuan West Road (芳园西路). Resto is on the right side.


On-After: Hashmas !!!

(see separate write up for Hashmas details)

Note: Hashmas starts from 6:00pm, and takes about 20min by taxi to get there from Buddy’s.  Hash will end by 5:00pm (or earlier), so if you live close by and want to go home before Hashmas to change, you have time.  Otherwise you can chill at Buddy’s and have a beer (or several) to kill the gap hour.

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. There may be vomiting on this occasion. Don’t be offended; we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner.