This Saturday is going to be “romantic”. Come prepared with romantic stories and gossip because hundreds of years ago (back before Tinder or Tan Tan) intellectuals would cum from far and wide to enjoy the atmosphere where this very hash will take place, an atmosphere they declared to be full of gossip and romantic stories. There will plenty for you to set your eyes on, too.

Stumble across the Flower Street and Willow Avenue famous in Ming and Qing dynasty. Crawl through the licensed quarters where singing girls with pink faces from all over China gathered in Peking, catering to its top riches and influential officers. And stare with open mouths and short of breath in the ‘Ancient Redlight Zone’, living among “the team of satin waist”.

This Saturday cum thrust along with the experienced, inexperienced, and hares alike. Oracle Boner and Just Dumb are getting in on again, joined this time by Karate and virgin hare Cum in my Brum (go easy on cumming in my brum). Cum dwell with us in “Silo of Groin”.

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Oracle Boner, Just Dumb, Karate, Cum in my Brum


Saturday, November 18


Meet at 1:30 p.m. Run starts at 2 p.m.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

What to bring:

Gossip. Warm stuff.

Meet up:

Xiaobalang Xinjiang Theme Restaurant
10 Zhushikou Xi Da Jie


From Line 7 HuFangQiao Subway Station Exit C, walk straight east about 100 meters. The restaurant is on the right side.



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