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“Everything under the nose is in utter chaos, the situation is excellent”

As some of you might already be aware, it is the month to celebrate facial hair, particularly that which is cultured on the upper lip, for as the dear Chairman once said ‘a maostache is not love, a maostache is the hammer which we use to crush our enemy.’

Chairman Mao himself nursed a deep unhappiness that he did not possess a luxurious lip-rug to lovingly twirl and brush, and that is thought to have contributed to some of his harsher policies regarding shaving. So in his honour we invite you to the Magnificent Maovember hash , for did Mao not say ‘in general any form of exercise, if pursued continuously, will help train us in perseverance. Running and walking while drinking is particularly good training in perseverance.’

The Chairman has spoken from the grave, he said (and I quote) the Hares must be the most far-sighted, the most vigilant with their chalks, the most resolute, and the least concerned with road safety, and should rely on the masses and win their support.’ We will do our very best. 

Those not man enough to grow their own furry face furniture – do  not fear. The Hares will make sure you do not let the Chairman down. 

We the Hashers have the spirit to fight the enemy to the last drop of our beer, the determination to recover our lost territory by our own efforts, and the ability to stand in our own trainers in this family of nations! Hash for victory and for Maovember!

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  • Hares:
    Must Kate, Mustached Not Stirred, Herr Mustachy Pants
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, 13 November 2016
  • Time:
    Meet at 1:30pm, run and walk start at 2:00pm
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    Huangchenggen Dalian Huoshao 皇城根褡裢火烧,
    46A DiAnMen DongDaJie 地安门东大街甲46号
  • D’erections:
    Take Line 6/8 to NanLuoGuXiang Station and get out at Exit F, then walk 150m East (towards and across a traffic light); the restaurant is on the south side of the road. 6/8号线南锣鼓巷地铁站F出口往东大概150米,路南侧
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