Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, Jingle All the Way…

T’is the season for gift giving and gift accepting and of re-gifting! T’is the season of frozen beer on the balcony! T’is the season of sharing body heat! And sadly, short and cold smoke breaks.

Santorum Cocktail, Blowjob, and Herr Splashy Pants will singing aloud with festive spirit as they hippity-hop the icy winter trail. Hareing us along the infamous Worker’s Stadium to Ritan Park and back. But make no mistake! This Hash is not about gifts or Christmas. In fact, the only thing Christmas about this has will be our fitting reinterpretation “Jingle Balls” and the bells we hope you wear!

THIS IS THE AGE OF SAGETTARIUS! As exemplified by our dear St. Blowjob we shall obey tradition and honor the mythical centaur Chiron in best way we know. Will not shoot bow-and-arrows, we will not heal sickness, and we will not display a high level of intelligence. We will drink beer and dine at St. Blowjobs! Happy 44th! Only one question remains, who will bring the custard?

This run will be the easy A to A style and dinner will be held in St. Blowjob’s Lian Bao apartment.

On on!

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  • Hares:
    Blowjob, Santorum Cock Tale, Herr Splashy Pants
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, 18 December 2016
  • Time:
    Meet at 1:30pm, run and walk start at 2:00pm
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    Blow Job’s Xingfu Pad
  • D’erections:
    To get to Blowjobs apartment, go from line 2 Dongsishitiao subway station and take Exit B. Walk East on Gongrentiyuyangbeilu for about 1km until you reach Chunxiulu. Go North on this road until you reach Xingfucunzhonglu, go East for about 170 meters, if you see April Gourmet, you’re super close!If you know where Great Leap and April Grommet are, you will know this neighbourhood well enough to safely find Blowjob’s pad!