What the New Testament neglected to say back in the day, is that during Jesus’ Crucifixion he was raised so high, it made him feel such HARD emotions that it would take him three days to get it back up. SO fellows, join Six Kuai Short, Godzilla Butt, Beer Wolf and Slappy Seconds on Sunday to celebrate good ole Jesus’ res-ERECTION (and Godzilla Butt’s Birthday!) Back in the most erection prone area of Beijing, where pitching a tent is seen as a compliment, yes, Wudaokou. Dress like how the good ole boy liked his practitioners to, like bunnies that want to bone, get drunk and sing the AVE MARIA. Hashing in beautiful areas where ‘kids these days’ prefer to play doctor than chase eggs, YES! THERE WILL BE AN OVARY HUNT. Sorry, I mean egg hunt with both kid and adult prizes. We’ll be circling in such altitudes you might even consider it practice for the mile-high club. Additionally, in fields where Viagra has proven not to work, Jell-O shots will be provided.

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  • Hares:
    Six Kuai Short, Godzilla Butt, Slappy Seconds, Beerwolf
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, 16 April 2017
  • Time:
    Meet at 2:30pm, run and walk CHANGED TO 3:00PM START!!!!!
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
  • Meet up:
    优盛大厦 – 局气 (Restaurant at top floor of the U-Center)
  • D’erections:
    The restaurant is on 6th floor of the UCenter. Take the subway to Wudaokou. Leave from exit B and turn right. The UCenter is the giant mall on your right. Walk past the Starbucks and the Paris Baguette. Turn right along side of the building. Walk 100m and take the outdoor elevator to the 6th floor.If you get lost, just follow the hash marks.

    餐厅位于UCenter（优盛大厦）六楼。坐地铁到五道口。 B出口往右转。 UCenter就是在右手边的购物中心。走过星巴克和巴黎贝甜。 在购物中心东侧右转，步行100米，坐外部电梯到6楼。按照粉笔标记就能找到。

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