Every good American knows you shouldn’t stick your hotdog inside a ciabatta, and it’s a crime to dunk your meatballs into her minestrone.

But no matter what, never double-dip your candystick in her nutella or, before you know it, she’ll be serving fresh testaroli to mama.

This Sunday, come and join the partito to celebrate the union of two star-cross’d lovers, Godzilla Short and Six Kuai Butt. Dress up like an Italian, down it like a yank. And whatever you do, #noracism.

Beer sponsored by:

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  • Hares:
    Dickmo, Pika, PN
  • Type:
    A to A
  • When:
    Sunday, June 11th
  • Time:
    Meet at 12:30pm for prelube, ceremony starts at 2:00pm!!!
  • Hash Cash:
    30 RMB run/walk and circle
    80 RMB run/walk, circle and dinner
    REGISTER FOR THE DINNER ON EVENTBRITE BELOW!!!
  • Tim’s Texas Bar-B-Q
    Tim’s 熏烤房
    B109, Block F, Wangjing International Commercial Center
    北京市朝阳区望京国际商业中心F座B109
  • D’erections:
    Subway to Wangjing south and then follow the marks or use a map (百度一下吧)
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Register!!!