Every good American knows you shouldn’t stick your hotdog inside a ciabatta, and it’s a crime to dunk your meatballs into her minestrone.
But no matter what, never double-dip your candystick in her nutella or, before you know it, she’ll be serving fresh testaroli to mama.
This Sunday, come and join the partito to celebrate the union of two star-cross’d lovers, Godzilla Short and Six Kuai Butt. Dress up like an Italian, down it like a yank. And whatever you do, #noracism.
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