Cum, all ye hash apostles as No Shit Sherlock makes his triumphal entry into Dengshikou and takes us on his “Last Supper Hash.” Along with loyal disciples, Principal P and Algebra, we will hash our way through the city streets of Wangfujing and Donghuang Chenggen Nan and the hutongs of Dongdan, Di’anmen, and Dongsi. There may even be a brief moment to repent your sins and clear your conscience as we run solemnly past the most famous and holy St. Joseph Catholic Church.

As Watson prepares for his departure from the land of the hash, he asks that those who have followed his teachings be “friends and not servants.” He implores you to adhere closely to his commandments and “love one another as he has loved you.”

And of course, before we break bread at the last supper, we will all bear witness to Watson being crucified in the circle, doing down-down after down-down after down-down.

But fear not, fellow hashers and harriettes, because in one short month Principal P and Algebra will bring news to the circle of a wonderful resurrection! No Shit Sherlock will return to Beijing and once again spread his message of love and joy to all! On On!


No Shit Sherlock, Principal P, Algaebra


Saturday, November 25


Meet at 1:30 p.m. Run starts at 2 p.m.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

YiBaiDu XiaoGuan
249 Dongsi Nan Dajie (at XiTangZi Hutong)


Line 5 DengShiKou Exit A and head south about 100m to XiTangZi Hutong


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