It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Sometimes, it’s just confusing times. Sunday hash moved to Saturday moved back to Sunday. 3pm or 2pm or Time’s Up. 301 actions or (hand)jobs for everyone. Who knows? The hares can’t keep it straight.

Ultimately it’s all a bunch of talk… All hot air and no action…. Just a load of chickenshit, really. But at the end of the day these cold Yanjing burrs aren’t going to wait for some Singapore summit to be drunk. So here’s the deal. We demand nothing less than the complete, verifiable, irreversible intoxication of the Beijing Hash. What say ye?


Not Tonight, Roadkill, Chickenshit


SUNDAY, May 20th

Run Type:

A to A


Meet at 2:30 p.m. Run starts at 3 p.m.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

来西口(甜水园店) LaiXiKou



Subway Line 6/14 Jintailu Station, Exit E. Walk north 300 m, resto is on your left.