Cum help us celebrate the well-lubricated hijinks and drama that is the marriage of Asstonguer and Lick It To Ride as we wander through 798 and drink our way into romance or something that resembles that (oblivion perhaps?). They have been married for a hot minute but we finally get to make it HHH official, which is a certainly big thing. There will be booby tassels, sexy garters, fun games, and plenty alcohol: just like any good marriage! Dress code is burlesque


Heart On, Danger Zone, Limp Fish Dick


Saturday, May 26th


Meet at 2:30 p.m. Run starts at 3 p.m.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

Irish Volunteer (传统的爱尔兰酒吧)

JiangTai Lu (opposite the old Lido Hotel)



The Irish Volunteer is a 700m (7 minute) walk from Exit C of  Line 14 Wangjing South.