A lesser known fact about Santa is that he’s a mighty big perv. His favorite song is “Give It a Blow.”

Well, the weather outside is frightful,
But my dick is so delightful.
If you really want to see it grow,
Give It a Blow, Give It a Blow, Give It a Blow!

Cum join the lovely Harriets More Men and Just Hannah for their first Beijing trail along with Limp Fish Dick for a jolly good debauch with Santa this Saturday as we Hash through a Winter Summer Wonderland. You’ll get to hear some more lovely holiday tunes from Santa and you may even be able to pick out your own Christmas tree!


More Men, Limp Fish Dick, Just Hannah


Saturday, June 2nd


Meet at 2:30 p.m. Run starts at 3 p.m.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

西北汉子 (三元桥店)


East Third Ring North Road Xin #2, Huashang Hotel


From Sanyuanqiao Exit C2 head southwest for 450 meters along Xiaoyunli South Road, circling around Hainan Airlines Building, then head northeast 470 meters down the narrow road to the restaurant. The restaurant will be on your right.