Did you all know that there’s a new global HHH rule? If it’s a hare’s birthday on the day of the run, double the amount of cheap beer must be drunk.

Prepare yourselves for a very interesting, very shitty trail, organized by three evil-minded hares who think hashers should work hard to earn beer.

Wear your dirtiest bjh3 haberdashery because there will be some grubby and moist shenanigans, involving climbing, crawling, rooting around and general all-round mucky fun …. and we are expecting at least one drowning.

Birthday Suits de rigeur.

Hares: Red Snatcher (aka Flexible and Fun), Damaged Goods, Shtupwaffel

What: it’s an A-to-B hash, and is not dog-friendly nor kid-friendly.

When: Saturday, 12th November. Meet at 1:30 for sign-up; start 2:00pm-ish.

Meet where: Line 6 Jintai Lu Subway station, Exit C


Hash Cash: rmb30, covers water and beer on trail and circle

Resto: zip, none, nought. On Paddy’s for birthday tipple after circle


As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. There may be vomiting on this occasion. Don’t be offended; we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner. Oh, and you’ll need to bring a green jiankangbao with a sufficiently-recent hesuan or we’ll be all huffy.