All men drink, but not equally. Those who drink at night in the rusty recesses of XL wake in the day to find that is was but a buzz; but the drinkers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act upon their drunkenness with bloodshot eyes.

– TSingtao Lawrence
Another Saturday means another (shitty) trail with the one and only Beijing Hash. Dongcheng ren won’t know what hit ’em as the streets echo with the call of on, on! Join your hares Fetus Envy (looking like a busted Lawrence of Arabia), Sixty Second Suck-Off (sober, but at what cost?), and Bearded Clam (he of the bagged beer) for a little summertime madness.
Did I say bagged beer? That’s right – Tsingdao in a bag. You’ve guzzled it from cans and chugged it from bottles, now you can drink it down down down from a sloppy wet sack.


Bearded Clam, Fetus Envy, Sixty Second Suck-Off


Saturday, 3 August. Meet up at 2:30 pm, run starts at 3:00 pm.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB — Run/Walk, beer stops, circle
80 RMB — Run/Walk, beer stops, circle, and dinner!


JinShouShao DongBei CaiGuan, DongSi Dian 金手勺东北菜馆(东四店)

DongSiBeiDaJie No. 274 北京市东四北大街274


Line 5 ZhangZiZhongLu subway station exit D

5号线 张自忠路 地铁站 D西南口