What’s the one day of the year when Dutch people come together in the streets to sell their XXL sized selves and XXS sized waffels without needing to pay tax? That’s right, Koningsdag, a.k.a. king’s day. (Evidence suggests those things are given away for free the other 364 days of the year.)

Cum for what promises to be a gloriously shitty hash in “Olympisch Park” (that’s 奥林匹克公园 aka Olympic Park for you wanks) to celebrate all things orange, tall, and Shtupwaffel. It promises to be the hottest Dutch event since the Tulip bubble of the 1630s.

Fun facts about Dutch people:

  • Statistically speaking, Shtupwaffel is BJH3’s tallest Dutch hasher.
  • The Netherlands is the world’s biggest flower exporter, so Dutch people can be deflowered more than once.
  • One-third of the Netherlands is under sea level, which is why one-third of Dutch people are actually fish.
  • The Netherlands was the first country to legalize same-sex marriage, and will be the first country to make it mandatory.

CAPTION: Careful modeling by resident BJH3 mathematicians Pukelid’s Taxivometry and Cream Pie predicts that bbb1 is going to feature 1 million hashers (artist’s rendition).

 

Hash cash:

30 rmb for beer stops and circle.

105 rmb for run and dinner.

 

Your hares:

Slim Shady-waffel; Show Us Your Schnitzel-waffel; and (the one and only) Shtupwaffel.

 

Trail:

The trail is A-A with a bag drop at the restaurant.

The trail is not dog friendly and don’t forget to bring your masks and mobile.

 

When

Saturday 30th April

2.30 pm meet-up 3.00 pm start

 

On-after:

Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course. Followed by your on-after-the-on-after at QS for the real legends.

Meetup:

D’erections to meet up spot:

Senlin Gongyan Nanmen (Forest Park South Gate)- Exit D

森林公园南门 D出口

After leaving exit D go right and follow the route below. After crossing the big road go the first street left. The restaurant is on the left side at the end of the block just before the parking.

 

**Please note: This is an adult only event in which there will be drinking, profanity, and explicit content. Please do not bring anyone under the legal drinking age unless otherwise approved by Mismanagement. Be prepared to show a green Health Code and always carry a mask on trail. 

 

Upcoming Hareline:

 

May 8th (Sunday) Run #2055 –Just Tinging, Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, No Butt Stuff

May 14th (Saturday) Run #2056 – RDR – to be advised due to Covid

May 22nd (Sunday) Run #2057 – Pickle Boy, John the Baptist, All Asshole, No Sack

May 28th (Saturday) Run #2058 – Cums 4 seconds, Not Tonight, Just Jun

June 5th (Sunday) Run #2059 – Just Ting Ting, Cum in my Brum, No Butt Stuff

June 11th (Saturday) Run #2060 – Whorrier Princess, Cheezy balls, Super Squirter