As we know (as we know), Hashers can’t read write-ups, marks, or maps. So this week the hares are taking your asses to school, or at least pretty close to one.
Are you incoherent? Illiterate? Incontinent? Irrelevant! Journey to distant Haidian for a look at our beautiful universities. Pretend you’re a student again, skipping class to drink beers in the park. Trail-cutters and late-cummers will get detention, while the cool kids enjoy their down-downs.
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Pickle Boy
60 Second Suck-off
BJ Reverse Cowgirl
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is at or very near the restaurant (less than 100m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Neither trail nor restaurant is dog-friendly
When:
Sunday, July 19, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Changping Line, Liudaokou Station, exit A2 Northwest Exit and walk north about 400 meters
昌平线，地铁六道口站，A2出口西北口 向北走约400米
Address:
Muwushaokao (Haidian Liudaokou shop) Haidian District, Xueqing Rd #103
木屋烧烤(海淀六道口店) 海淀区学清路41号首层103号
Upcoming Hareline:
25 July Run #2269 – Singaporn Star, Just David, Just Timothy
01 August Run #2270 – Cums 4 Seconds, Spicy Penis
08 August Run #2271 – We need hares!
Sunday 16 August Run #2272 – We need hares!