I hate the way your Bund lights glow, And how the Huangpu shines
I hate your Pearl Tower, pink and round,
And all your endless lines
I hate the crowds on Nanjing Road
And the way they push and shove
I hate the Shanghai Tower’s twist
Showing off to clouds above
I hate Yu Garden’s dumpling queue
And your xiaolongbao’s scalding soup
I hate how Tianzifang’s tiny lanes
Keep walking me in a loop
I hate your plum rains in July
And your sticky, soaking heat
I hate your maglev, way too fast,
That knocks me off my feet
I hate your People’s Square at noon
And Xintiandi’s crazy bills
I hate your rooftop bars that charge
A fortune for the thrills
But mostly I’m glad that I’m in Beijing
With the hutongs, the duck, and the Wall
And I never need to go to Shanghai
Not for a weekend
Not for a day
Not ever at all
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Just Mira
Septic Yank
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is at or very near the restaurant (less than 100m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Trail is dog-friendly, restaurant is not
When:
Saturday , October 24 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Wangjing Nan (South), Exit A
望京南站;, 出口 A
line 14
Address:
Quanzhouwu (Wangjing Branch)
ChaoyangGuangshun South Street and Futong East Street Intersection Ulo Park A4 Unit Floor 1
泉州屋（望京店）
朝阳广顺南大街与阜通东大街交叉口悠乐汇A4座1层
Upcoming Hareline:
November 1st, 2026 (Sunday) Run #2283– Bouncing Shit, George with Jugs, Just Jenna
Sign up to hare you lazy bastards!!!! No hares then no hash!