On Saturday, July 1st, 2023, we invite you to join us for a wonderful Hash Wedding Event! As we know, two of our most beloved Hashers—Not Tonight and Cums in 4 Seconds—recently tied the knot, vowing to love each other, care for one another, and Hash together until death do them part. Cum join us for a wonderful day of festivities as we witness the newlyweds settle down with their respective ball & chain while celebrating their better half.

We will need to make reservations for dinner, so please RSVP by noon (12:00 p.m.) Friday, June 30th if you plan on attending dinner at FEAST. There will be a group sign-up, or you can message All Asshole, No Sack to RSVP**

Hares: Banana Shoes; Shtupwaffle; All Asshole, No Sack; Leprecunt

Type: A to B (No bag drop available)

When: Saturday, July 1st

Hash Cash: 30 RMB (run, beer/water, circle)

**Dinner will be at FEAST (Food by EAST) dinner buffet—cost is 328RMB per person (308 if 20+ people join) to be paid separately from (not covered by) Hash Cash**

Time: *Earlier start than recently* Pre-lube starting around 12:30 p.m.; Meet-up at 1:30 p.m.; Run starts at 2:00 p.m.

Where: Buddy’s Coffee & Bar
芳园西路38号

D’erections: 
From Jiangtai Metro Exit A: Walk northwest about 600 meters, then turn right onto Fangyuan West Road (芳园西路). Buddy’s will be on the right.
从将台地铁A出口往西北方向走约600米,然后右转进入芳园西路. 巴迪在右边。

From Wangjingnan Metro Exit B2: Walk southeast about 800 meters, then turn right onto Fangyuan West Road (芳园西路). Buddy’s will be across the street on the left.
从望京南地铁B2出口:向东南走约800米,然后右转进入芳园西路. 巴迪餐厅将在街对面的左边。

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. There may be vomiting on this occasion. Don’t be offended; we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner.