September 16 – 18: it was supposed to be the days Hashers across China headed to Suzhou for the All China Nash Hash. “Well, Not Tonight,” the Hash gods spoke.

Instead Cum (4 Seconds) and celebrate with your favourite kennel* on the rivers and roads to the East of the Fourth Ring.

With all the make up debauchery you may just find yourself shouting out, “I’m Pregnant!”

🥢 Meet Up:

Little Kitchen of Chengdu

成都小厨 (巫山烤鱼川湘菜)

🗺 Address 地址:

Chaoyang District Shilipu No3.朝阳区十里堡3号临11号

🕝 When:

Saturday 17th September 2022. Meet up 2:30, Run starts at 3pm sharp!

9月17日 星期六. 下午2点半集合,3点开始。

Trail:

Trail is A-A  Running bags drop at restaurant VIP room

路线A-A 跑步包或衣服可放在餐厅VIP 包间

Hash cash:

30RMB for run and circle105RMB for run, circle, and dinner

Trail is dog-friendly

D’erections:

Sihui Subway Exit E Line 1. From Exit E walk north to Linlin Road 霖霖路 and turn right. Walk 500 metres and then turn left, crossing the railway lines on to Shilipu Nanli West Road 十里堡南里西路. Walk another 200-300 metres to find the restaurant.

地铁:一号线四惠站E北口出,向北步行至霖霖路,然后到十里堡南里西路左转,走到大概200米左侧可到达餐厅

DiDi/滴滴: 朝阳区十里堡3号临11号,成都小厨巫山烤鱼川湘菜

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. And partial nudity. Don’t be offended; it’s jocular, we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, be tolerant, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner. Oh, and you’ll need to bring a green jiankangbao with a sufficiently-recent hesuan or we’ll be all huffy. And a mask.

On! On!