“Whatever happened to the August Boxer?” We hear you cry.

Well, the truth is, your hares this month never have been much good at keeping time, so we’ve had to bump the Boxer back to September 2.

Though it may be a little late, the trail is sure to be anything but shitty* with highlights set to include: a refreshing dip in a lake on-after, close proximity to the BJ subway (should anyone get lost) and some of the biggest, pointiest, most spectacular stone nipples you ever did see!

Consider it the perfect way to get in shape ahead of this year’s All China Nash Hash

p.s. There will be an opportunity to go swimming at trail’s end – please bring swimwear and a towel if you’re thinking of going for a dip

(*disclaimer: non-shitty trail not guaranteed)



Lick It To Ride, Oracle Boner, Beer Wolf


Python Mountain Forest Park


Saturday, September 2nd, 2017


Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!

Hash Cash:

150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
Andy’s craft sausages will be serving breakfast and Bloody Marys, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.

What to Bring:

Proper protection — a hat, lube (sunscreen), shades (sunglasses), etc. A vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).


It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.