For the first and last time, Tianjin sends their best runner and their best drinker as tributes (no, they are not the same person!) for the next battle royale of summer. Dumbass and Urine Trouble will face the dystopic, post-apocalyptic scenery of Jiuduhe in their last bid to survive China’s boxer games (double FOYW!), while Beijing sends epic-hare-tribute Super Squirter to ensure gender equality.
Join us as we venture out of the Capitol into a trail consisting of infinite loops, cliffs and thorn bushes. Come out and catch them hares, and you won’t have to suffer through any more of their trails for all eternity. Fuck off, Tianjin!
Runsite:
Jiuduhe, Huairou District 九度河
Trail:
Runners and walkers trail.
Hares:
Dumbass / Urine Trouble / Super Squirter
Date:
Saturday June 6,
Meet:
Tim’s Texas BBQ @ 10:00am for pre-boxer brunch, 14 Dongdaqiao Rd
Departure:
10:30am sharp
Cost:
150 RMB includes hash trail, luxurious coach to and from, bottomless refreshments, snacks, and bash!