1) Air so clean that even Nut Pirate would almost not complain.
2) Scenery so beautiful no Chicken Shit could smother it.
3) Beer to get into the Danger Zone. Wait…
4) Running is fun! Or something like that…
5) What else are you doing on a Saturday afternoon, really?
6) You need a break from wanking, I hear you’ll go blind or something.
7) See some tombs!
9) It’s Herr Splashy Pants first time as Boxer GM, what could go wrong?
10) Virgin hare, what could go wrong?
11) It’s in the middle of December, what could go wrong?
12) …just imagine what you can do in the circle….
13) So see you on Saturday!