Rock climbing is dangerous, but everywhere can be Danger Zone. You could be hit by women and break a leg (the third leg). You might be smashed face by drinking too much, next day you are yelling “How did that happen?” Or you are floating in the bathroom, and somebody may take a pics of you and then make laughter later. That is not the point!  The point is everyday that you hang in there and dying with no release, which is life-threatening. You deserve a break, far from your living place. You could have your way at (reunion) boxer Hash! Just like James Bond have a nice trip! We will have martini, martini and martini (important thing is always for thrice), with prepared snacks. 007 “Shaven it, not stirred!”

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  • Shitty Hares:
    “Cliff” Behind, Chickenshit and No Shit Sherlock.
  • Runsite:
    The Cliff in Mentougou
  • When:
    Saturday, March 25, 2017
  • Time:
    Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!
  • Hash Cash:
    150 RMB, will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash! And if you think that’s a bargain, for only 50 RMB more, you can add a breakfast buffet of eggs, sausage, potatoes, bread and tomatoes plus a drink of your choice (coffee, bloody mary, etc.) at XL bar pre-departure!
    (**Please make sure to note which option you choose when signing up below! Breakfast will only be guaranteed for those who indicate that option on the form.**).
  • Meet up:
    XL Bar
    1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
    *Click here for Baidu map*
  • D’erections:
    It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
  • What to bring:
    It’s STEEP! Bring gripping shoes for the trail and long garments to avoid suffering on the mountain! Sustenance — a vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction.
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Meeting point in Beijing

** IMPORTANT NOTE: THE BEIJING BOXER HASH IS AN OFF-ROAD RUNNING HASH GOING OUT TO THE HILLS AROUND BEIJING ONCE A MONTH. WE USUALLY AIM FOR THE SECOND SATURDAY OF EACH MONTH, BUT MAY VARY DEPENDING ON THE HARES’ AVAILABILITY, CURRENCY EXCHANGE FLUCTUATIONS, THE SCORE OF THE MOST RECENT BEIJING GUO’AN GAME, THE BUS DRIVER’S MOOD AND OTHER VARIABLE FACTORS WE HAVE ZERO CONTROL OVER. WE DO NOT ADJUST FOR WEATHER CONDITIONS (BRING A TOWEL, YOU WON’T DROWN) NOR POLLUTION LEVELS (THEY’RE LOWER OUT IN THE MOUNTAINS ANYWAY). IT’S OK TO WALK BUT NOT TO LALLYGAG. KEEP MOVING … WE’RE A RUNNING HASH. HEART ATTACKS ARE NOT PERMITTED. AS WE ARE OUT ON MOUNTAIN TRAILS, IT’S EASY TO GET LOST. IF YOU’RE TOO STUPID TO BRING A PHONE WITH YOU (LIM&S, LOOKING AT YOU!) AND YOU GET LOST. WE WON’T PH*CKING CARE, NOR WILL WE PH*CING PIN YOU EITHER. WE MAY OR MAY NOT SEND A SEARCH PARTY LOOKING FOR YOU. IF WE DO, CHANCES ARE IT WILL CONSIST PRIMARILY OF RABID DOGS AND HUNGRY WOLVES. THAT BEING SAID, WE ARE GLAD TO HAVE YOU JOIN US AND HOPE YOU ENJOY A GREAT DAY! (BY THE WAY, NO YOU WON’T BE BACK FOR YOUR IMPORTANT DINNER DATE BRING THEM ALONG INSTEAD)