Back in November, the Boxer Hash saw the ousting of former GM Crooked Sink & Destroy following a disputed election in which Hairy Crack and Silky Fag’s platform to “make the hash great again” garnered unexpected last-minute popular support. In the wake of this depressing and unexpected defeat to the Crack-Fag ticket, Crooked Sink & Destroy decided to take some much-needed time off from hash politics to regain her senses. She set off deep into the forests of Yanqing, disappearing completely from public view for several months.
Meanwhile, fellow hasher Agent Orgy decided to make good on her bucket list by finally signing up for the Great Wall Marathon. Ignoring the fine print upon registration, little did she know that the “Great Wall Marathon” is actually just a cover to punish race-ists by forcing them to build the next “Great Green Wall.” Successful registrants are sent to plant rows upon rows of trees next to a mound of dirt that locals villagers refer to as the “Great Wall.” Upon arrival at the race site, Agent Orgy was handed a shovel and a bag of flour as sustenance, and forced to spend 24-hour days digging holes for trees without so much as a drop of beer (or cum) to quench her thirst.
Nevertheless, this situation did little to dampen AO’s spirit. While the Crack-Fag ticket was crumbling under a scandal involving illicit communications with the Greek government, Agent Orgy was busy being a social butterfly at the labor camp. It was there that she met No Shit Sherlock, a controversial author who had been sent to the camp after his arrest for “harming hash security,” and… none other than Crooked Sink & Destroy herself! Yes, the former GM had also been co-opted to eternally plant trees in the Beijing desert after mistaking the labor camp for a meaningful volunteer vacation opportunity. The three quickly became chums, and soon afterwards they hatched a detailed escape plan, which they executed last weekend. Luckily for the authorities, however, Agent Orgy left a trail of flour for hashers to sniff out these crooks and punish their misdeeds via public shaming.
This weekend, join the hunt as the Boxer Hash is summoned to the peaks of Yanqing to track down escaped convicts Crooked Sink & Destroy, No Shit Sherlock and Agent Orgy!