(to be read in the form of a radio advert for a monster truck rally)
SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY!
It’s the BONE CRUSHING return of the Beijing Hash House Harriers Boxer Run! Prepare to witness the NAIL BITING EXCITEMENT as the SILVER MOUNTAIN PAGODA FORREST is the backdrop as you bare witness to ULTIMATE TRAIL DESTRUCTION! You’ll experience this once in a lifetime UNFORGIVABLY BRUTAL trail laid by hares Doggie Fondue and Prancing Queen! There will be SAVAGE SHIGGY, INHUMAN OPEN CHECKS, and BARBAROUS DOWN-DOWNS! There will even be a guest appearance by the BLOODTHIRSTY Tapass!
Next Saturday, October 13th you better be there for the GREATEST RUN OF YOUR LIFE!
It’s the BONE CRUSHING return of the Beijing Hash House Harriers Boxer Run! Prepare to witness the NAIL BITING EXCITEMENT as the SILVER MOUNTAIN PAGODA FORREST is the backdrop as you bare witness to ULTIMATE TRAIL DESTRUCTION! You’ll experience this once in a lifetime UNFORGIVABLY BRUTAL trail laid by hares Doggie Fondue and Prancing Queen! There will be SAVAGE SHIGGY, INHUMAN OPEN CHECKS, and BARBAROUS DOWN-DOWNS! There will even be a guest appearance by the BLOODTHIRSTY Tapass!
Next Saturday, October 13th you better be there for the GREATEST RUN OF YOUR LIFE!
- Date:
Saturday, May 12th
- Meet:
Tim’s Texas BBQ (on Dongdaqiao Lu near the Silk Market) at 10AM for a 10:30AM departure!!! Arrive early and support your hash bar :)
- Runsite:
Silver Mountain Pagoda
- Hares:
Prancing Queen and Doggie Fondue
- Cost:
150RMB