Somewhere deep inside the Rocky Mountains of Yanqing rests the precarious Virgin River Canyon, impassable to generations of adolescent adventurers. Her curvaceous boulders lying wet with years of anticipation, for the day when some rough and rowdy (s)explorers would cum scrambling all over them…
Moist and unsatiated for centuries until.. Ho! The lost and ravenous Donner Party cums wandering eagerly into her soaking, supple cracks.
Everything is about to change for this most Gorge-ous of Virgins…
You may have already guessed, that the only way for such cannibals to avoid eating each other (out) is to show some skin and take a dip (or just the tip) inside the placid fluids of her welcoming crevasses…
This Saturday, hop on the wagon and follow the Donner Party as they fight for survival, breaking down the Wall and plunging head-first into the warm, wet watering holes of the Virgin River Canyon…
About the running and walking trail:
Running trail – appx 10km, elevation gain around 700m
Walking trail – appx 5.5km, elevation gain around 500m
Hares:
Running hares: Just Marc & Singaporn Star
Walking hares: Just John & Just Huhu
When:
Saturday, 25th March 2023
03月25号
Time:
8:30am meet at Paddy’s, bus departs at 9:00am sharp!
D’ERECTIONS:
If you come by subway:
LINE 2 AND 13
Dongzhimen subway station澳大利亚使馆对面 (Exit C) Ten minutes walk east.
LINE 10
Agricultural Exhibition Center subwaystation农业展览馆 (Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁：10号线亮马桥站西北A口
OR…
9:30am meet at Renmin University Station, Exit A1… also sharp!
9点Paddy‘s 出发，9点半人民大学A1口，不见不散
Hash Cash:
200 RMB gets you…
– Trail and circle
– Round-trip bus ride
– Bottomless beer
– Special cocktails
– Snacks
– Water and other drinks
– Dinner
What to Bring:
– Mobile phone
– Power bank
– Running or hiking shoes
– Water bottle
– A sense of adventure, d’erection, and humor
Itinerary:
| Time | Agenda | Notes |
| 8:30 | Meet at Paddy’s | Bar not open, no food available, please bring own breakfast |
| 9:00 | Bus leaves Paddy’s | |
| 9:30 | Bus leaves Renmin University Station | |
| 10:45 | Arrive at trail, running hares off, chalk talk | Yanqing district |
| 11:00 | Running and hiking | Options: Running trail or walking trail |
| 15:30 | End of trail | Cooler with beer and snacks |
| 16:00 | Circle | |
| 17:30 | Dinner | Resto in village near end of trail |
| 19:00 | Start back to city | |
| On-after | Our beloved hash bar Paddy’s |
Registration:
We need to know the numbers, so go ahead and register.
Sign-up link: scroll down to click “Read more”…
The Beijing Boxer Hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month but may vary depending on the hares’ availability and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … We’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you and you get lost, we won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead) ***