Awwwwoooooooooo!!! It’s that time again wolves, pups, and dogs the Wolf Moon is nigh and expectations are (not) high! Due to the ever-changing menstrual cycling of our moon goddess, FMH has gotten on cycle with Boxer. So, this weekend we have not 1, not 2, NOT EVEN 3… but FOUR hashes beginning this Friday (if you have a cycle) or THREE if you do not! Full Moon Friday, SKI Boxer Saturday, The Foxy Harriettes Sunday morning, and City Hash Sunday. Holy guacamole Batman!
Unfortunately, however… three of these hashes will be hared by yours truly – Gobblin’ King. You know what to expect by now, a shitty hare, a shitty trail, and sloppiness all around!
For this Full Moon bring your wolf spirit down to Beixinqiao, piss to mark your territory on familiar ground, and hump from the back without protection! Also, be prepared to drink from a bowl! We might even be shivering dogs taking makeshift shelter on beer stops!
And as we know…
After the hash is done.
All dogs go to heaven – or Paddy’s because its closer.
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
Your Hares:
Walking hare – Gobblin’ King. Running hares will be chosen on the spot, as is tradition!
Trail:
Trail is A-B with no bag drop, dog and kid friendly but it is cold!
When:
7:30pm meet up 8:00pm start, Friday, January 14th
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course. Followed by our on-after-the-on-after at QS for the real legends SLEEP YOU FOOLS! SKI HASH IS TOMORROW!
D’erections to meet up spot:
Meet-up at 7-11 by Beixinqiao Subway Station exit B.
北新桥B出口 7-11
Address:
Beixinqiao exit B
7-11 Beixinqiao Station
北新桥B出口
Upcoming Hareline:
FMH #173: Snow Moon near February 16 – NEED HARES!
FMH #174: Worm Moon near March 18 – NEED HARES!
FMH #175: Pink Moon near April 16 – NEED HARES!
WE NEED HARES! TALK TO SOCRATEASE OR WET ASS TIDDIES!