Mooninites – this fine evening of hash the moon gods have blessed us with the looniest of lunar phenomena and we will have a total lunar eclipse starting at 7:26 pm on Wednesday the 26th. This month is the flower moon, but the lunar eclipse should also make it a red-colored “blood moon” AND it will be the closest moon of the year! BLESSED BE NEIL ARMSTRONG!

BUT YOU KNOW WE ARE EXTRA ON THE FULL MOON HASH!

So, we will be continuing our themes – this month being the Flower Moon we will have our own rendition of the infamous TV Show “The Bachelor” and “The Bachelorette” where participants will compete to impress our judges at each beer stop to be awarded a flower to continue to the next round. In the end, the winners will be awarded the title of “The Most Eligible Hasher” or “The Most Eligible Harriete”.

 

For our Bachelorette, who will judge the most eligible hasher, we have an amazing, magnetic, charming, attractive, kind, intelligent Harriette… The ONE! THE ONLY!!! – HOT CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!

 

And for our Bachelor, we have Restraining Whoredher.


Hash cash:

30 RMB gets you beer/drinks at beer stops and circle

 

Your Hares:

Live trail, hares picked on the spot! There will be walking hares for a walking trail, too

 

Trail:

A-B… Bag drop is dependent on your friendships with walkers!

 

When:

Wednesday, May 26; Meet at 7:30, run starts at 8

 

On-after:

Jing-A CBD location

Address:

京A(CBD店)

北京市朝阳区北京市朝阳区光华路1号北京嘉里中心F1

D’erections:       

Meet at Jing-A CBD location pre-lube starting ASAP. To get there walk southwest from Jintaixizhao (line 10) about 6 minutes / 400 meters.

地铁10号线 金台夕照站D出口 (400米西南)