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Our next run is…
BJH3 #2224 Gloriass 5 Divine Bootyvention
As we know (As we know) the rapture is coming and all of the Believers of Booty will ascend into heaven and shake their rumps for all of eternity with Jesus. The non-believers unfortunately will be stuck on earth with nothing but flat empty shorts with nothing to fill them as they burn and die in the Apocalypse.
Don’t be left Behind and find the Gospel. Come to the Fifth Annual Gloriass Run and let your big plump peach shine in the sun.
Pictured Above: Write up for the First ever Gloriass Run, BJH3 #2024
The Gloriass Run was created 4 years ago as a mission to bring awareness to buts and their valuable contributions to society and humanity as a whole. The first Gloriass Run was Run #2024; exactly 200 runs later the Beijing Hash House Harriers is hosting Gloriass 5, expected to be bigger and better than ever.
Hash Cash：
30 RMB（run, beer, circle), 105 RMB(run, beer, circle, dinner)
Your Hares:
Snake Cunter, Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Just Sean
Trail:
A-A (NOT a dog friendly route). Bags can be dropped at the restaurant.
When:
Saturday, September 27th.
Meet-up = 2:30 pm
Run Starts = 3:00 pm
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O`Shea`s of course.
Followed by our on-after-the-after at QS for the real legends.
Meet up:
邻家小馆(华诚商业店)
Address: 望京花家地南街3号
BJH3 #2223 2nd Annual 24 Hour Relay Challenge
THE BEIJING H3 24 Hour Challenge is Back and better than ever! Last year Beijing Hashers ran 278 kilometers and raised 17,000 RMB for Heart to Heart for Children’s Heart surgeries. This year can we get to 300 kilometers, 400, 800? It all depends on you showing up!
Starting at 10am Saturday Setember 20th hashers will set off with a relay baton and do 1 km laps around Liangma River. One hasher will then drink a beer and then hand the baton off to another hasher and so on.
The goal is to see how many 1 km laps a relay team of hashers can complete in 24hours, finishing at 10am the next day, September 21st.
You don’t need to stay for the Full 24 Hours, can come and go and come back the next day but the relay will be going continuously.
Like other similar Events we are taking pledges for every lap the Hashing relay team completes. If the relay team completes 200 laps, a 1 rmb per lap pledge results in a 200 rmb donation towards Heart to Heart and to help fund other BJH3 events such as 2025 Hashmas.
Hares:
Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Necro Feel Me Up, Just Donna
Type:
A to A,Bag Drop Available
When:
Saturday September 20th – Sunday September 21st 2025
Time:
Meet at 9:30 am, run starts at 10:00 am
Hash Cash:
50 RMB for Trail;No Dinner
Meetup:Liangma River, near Great Leap Brewing新源街店
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!