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BJH3#2251, sauna hash 2026
It’s that time of year again… eh, whatever. I write pretty much the same thing every year. Point is, I’m here to tell you wankers—the annual Sauna Hash is back!
I’m sure a lot of you can hardly contain yourselves. Those hashers who only know how to drink beer, nurse hangovers, and rely on rain for a shower have been building up a thick layer of grime on their bodies. They’ve been waiting all year for this Sauna Hash—a chance to jump into the sauna pool, then find a bath attendant to take an angle grinder to them for a full-body polish. Sorry though, no happy ending this time. This is China, so those hashers who just got back from Thailand might be a little disappointed.
Of course, for Hash, going to the sauna is like having sex. Don’t even think about going in rough and straight—that’s fucking rape! You’ve got to have some foreplay before you dive right in. So we’ll be doing our foreplay in 798, since the art district has such a strong artistic vibe, it’ll bring a little romance to the sauna experience
When you wankers have been wandering around 798 till you’re all flushed, breathing heavy, and just about ready to get straight to the point… boom! The sauna will be your perfect happy ending!
Hash cash:
30 for the trail and circle, sauna pay on your own (price is around 99-139).
Bring your passport(non Chinese citizens) or ID(Chinese citizens)!!! Not a photo, not a passport number, not a visa page’s tattoo on your buttocks……you need to bring an actual passport!
Your Hares:
Walking Hare: Too Hot To Handle, Just Catherine
Running Hare: Singaporn Star
Trail:
Trail is A-B with no bag drop.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Wear your hash gear pls! If you still don’t have any, buy some you wankers!
Hairy Hashers
Neither trail nor sauna is dog-friendly
When:
Saturday, March 28, 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:
On sauna of course, you wankers! Why would anyone go to Paddy’s when you can hit up a sauna?
D’erections to meet up spot:
Line 12, Gaojiayuan subway station, exit C
12号线，高家园地铁站C口
WE NEED HARES!!!
BJH3 #2250 March Madness Beer Pong #2
For many of us, college was a chance to explore or minds and our bodies in ways far beyond our feeble and fragile imaginations when we first entered our freshman year.
With beer booze and babes things moved fast but our deadlines moved faster as we slept through class resting up for our next rager in the evening.
Nowadays Gen Z is drinking less beer and their prospects of finding a viable career are worse than bleak. The arduous task of writing a comprehensive essay on Global economics has simply been delegated to a short prompt and click of AI or ChatGPT.
The college life that Millennials once knew is dead and forgotten but Beijing Hash House Harriers is here to revive it, if only for a brief moment.
The March Madness Beer Pong Tournament is back and if you win riches beyond your wildest dreams await…and if you lose there is always more beer to forget your sorrows.
We can’t all be winners but we can all be Drinkers.
ON ON!
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Septic Yank
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is quite near the restaurant (more than 100m, less than 500m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why we have it as a run reward. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When:
Saturday March 21
1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
Restaurant:
赣南人家(安贞奥体店)
Gannan Home (Anzhen Olympic Location)
D’erections to meet up spot:
line 10, Anzhenmen station, Exit B
地铁10号线，安贞门站，B口
Address:
北苑路安苑里小区南门东北70米（安贞门地铁站B东北口步行450米）
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!