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Our next run is…
BJH3#2248, Leprecon
Bring your four-leaf clovers, your best Irish charm, and a thirst for Guinness. Beijing Hash is celebrating St Patrick’s day this weekend with a pub crawl through Beijing’s finest establishments. Cum join the hashing leprecons as we parade from bar to bar in search of lucky things, cold pints, and questionable decisions. Beer stops will be pay as you go. Wear something green!!!
Hash cash:
Free circle, beer stops in bars are pay as you go, no dinner
Your Hares:
Walking Hare: Japanese Porn Squeak, Septic Yank
Running Hare: BioNoSexualist
Trail:
Trail is A-B with no bag drop.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Wear something green!
Hairy Hashers
Neither trail nor restaurant is dog-friendly
When:
Saturday, March 14, 1:00pm meet up 3:30pm start
On-after:
An Irish pub somewhere…
D’erections to meet up spot:
Beixinqiao, Exit A
北新桥, 出口A
Address:
Side Street Jiaodaokou
Dongcheng Jiaodaokou East Street No. 133-02
东城 交道口东街 133-02
Upcoming Hareline:
March 21st (Saturday) Run#2249 – WE NEED HARES!!!
March 29th (Sunday) Run #2250 – Too Hot to Handle/Just Catherine/Singaporn Star
BJH3 #2248: March Margathon
This Sunday the ultimate test of endurance, stamina, and drinking is HERE!
The first (annual?) March Margathon is happening and you’re invited!
4 Laps, 4 Margaritas, one epic challenge that you don’t want to miss!
Each lap = 2.5 km, 10km total
Hash cash:
40 rmb for Margaritas + Beer Stops and Circle.
or
Trail + Dinner = 115 RMB
Restaurant: 张子肉串·川湘菜(工体店)
Your Hares:
Pukelid’s Taxivomitry
Pickle Boy
Trail:
Trail is A-A with Bag drop.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers:
Trail is dog-friendly.
When:
Sunday March 8th, 2026
1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Northwest Corner of Worker’s Stadium
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!