Run #1496: America “F*ck Yeah” Run

Americans are a people of great paradoxes.  We’re handsome and smart, pretty and creative.  We’re big and also strong. Brew beer and brew wine. Have big companies and even bigger ones. Heard of a stock market? Yeah, we’ve got a couple of those. Walmart? Check! Target? Bullseye! Basketball? Slam-Dunk! We design products that you love and lead the world’s most important organizations.  Go after a maid in a hotel room? Hell no! We send our junk over Twitter! (Electronic High Five!) You know who created Twitter right? Biggest debt?  Yeah China, you’ll buy some, now take it, and take it all.  We saved the world in both a hot war like WW2 and also in a Cold one.  Man, so many paradoxes.  We also created the Miriam-Webster dictionary. You know what words we have in that?  Words like color, and honor, and labor. Yeah, suck on that Samuel Johnson. Speaking of that “Big Johnson” T-s ever heard of them? Yeah, so many tits you can’t wear it to just any fair, it’s only good enough for the County Fair.  Anyway so I’m just going to look up the word “paradox” now…. Yep… 

Ok so starting today we’re changing around the definition of the word “paradox”. So come out on July 3rd for the most “paradoxical” hash ever!