Taobao’ed a shitload of cheap made in China stuff on double 11 holiday? I a kinda ironic “go f*ck yourself”-move for the country’s lonelies, Durex gave a huge discount on singles’ Day, pushing the already cheapo cost for sex under the 1 kuai bar! How low can you go? But lonely hashers rejoice:

To increase your chances of finally getting laid, we organized a Free Hug Hash campaign!! Bring on your warmest bear hug, offer fellow Hashers your ultimate unbeatable hug-volume discount, give, get free hugs and enjoy the Hash.

Join the Beijing Hash’s hardworking hare-o’holics Khlitleesi, Circle K and Super Squirter. The trail is going to be le-gen-(wait for it)-dary to say the least, plunging deep into the squalid depths of yet another godforsaken hutong neighborhood, crossing the former imperial family’s (now people-owned) backyard garden… Discover the place where lost face still


Khlitleesi, Circle K and Super Squirter


A to A


Sunday, November 15th, 2015


Meet at 13:30, run starts at 14:00

Hash Cash

20 RMB Run and circle
70 RMB Run, circle and dinner


Wencaige Aqiao Cantonese Restaurant, #67 Di’anmen West Street, Xicheng District. Near Exit B, Beihaibei subway station, Line 6.


Subway station Beihaibei (Line 6), exit B. 地铁六号线北海北B出口. Go straight towards east and walk for 88 meters, the restaurant is on your left, the north side of the Di’anmen West Street.