What do you get when you think of an abandoned movie production studio, safari, and dinosaurs and add in some pirates, Vikings, hot students and a hidden dolphin restaurant? You do the math, because you can bet Jurassic we lost count. If you are also a hasher, you are probably way a-head of us and are thinking 1 + 1 = 69. Yes, this 1858 run is on June 9, or in shorts, 96. Translated into Chinese that is 6.9 Sweet 69! Glorious Glittorious! Sex licks of beer for the nine of us. The hares!

Let’s keep at it with the math. Yes, we are relentless! In case you missed it, this week was “hug your cat day” or as DH also calls it “freck your cat day”. Basically a good hug and a pussy grab! So if you add that up … yes, again … that’s that fucking number that comes before 70. If you can’t figure this one out, eat a peach and consider asking Pussy Nibbles. May I remind you, yes; Blowjob is back in town. So headover and join us. Chewanka on that! Don’t be a Han Solo, Join this Han Trio. So good! So good!

80% of this run is through parks, chased by dinosaurs, rumour has it we might run through the mysterious ruins of the abandoned film studios of Běijīng diànyǐng zhì piàn chǎng, we go through 2 campuses (cumpisses), a coconut safari park beer stop with pirate sprinklers, to end it all cumin up to the upstairs Sea World restaurant for some Muslim seafood with full on KTV facilities. Ah oui, facile! So much Dolfun!



Glittorious, Moist Mussels, Chewanka


Saturday, June 9 (Sex Nine – 6.9)


Meet at 2:30 p.m. Run starts at 3 p.m.

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run/walk and circle
80 RMB run/walk, circle, and dinner

Meet up:

清香阁 (Qingxiangge Muslim Seafood)


Beitucheng West Road No.2 Qijia Huozi


Jiandemen subway station exit D (Line 10)


Follow the massive Fallus Antenna. Or more specifically, from Jiandemen Subway Exit D, head 300 meters and it’s right there on the street corner. The restaurant will be on your left. Or follow the trail. The name of the restaurant is 清香阁 (Qingxiangge Muslim Seafood), take the stairs to floor 2.