Shake the chills off and start the new year right by cumming out for the first Boxer hash of 2018! Let Virgin GM Finger My Dough, and Virgin Hares Cum in my Brum and Just Christie lead you on a secret trail through Silver Mountain. Pictures from the top may even trick your friends and family into thinking you are actually sticking to your New Year’s Resolutions. With a few hares who are known as “gentle jog” enthusiasts, you may actually get lucky and catch one. Everyone loves to pull someone’s pants down, enjoy an ostensible ego boost, and then drink some beer, right?
Hares:
Finger My Dough, Cum in My Brum, Just Christie
Runsite:
银山塔林 Silver Mountain
When:
Saturday, January 27th
Time:
Meet at 10:00 a.m. Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp!
Hash Cash:
150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash!
Andy’s craft sausages will be serving breakfast and Bloody Marys, so bring extra cash for brekkie and any drinks at XL Bar after the run.
What to Bring:
It’s COLD! Bring layers for the trail and enough garments to keep warm in the circle before the Yanjing starts kicking in. Sustenance — a vessel to carry water and an energy bar on trail. Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.
Meet Up:
XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
D’erections:
It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
