It’s finally (not) upon us. No, not the end of Covid19, not the opening of schools, not even the opening of our hash bar (soon hopefully).

We’re talking about Hashmas! 

[At the time of writing we’re envisioning the event will go ahead as planned, albeit on a small scale] {It will also be delayed so stay tuned}.

But before all that let’s get one last run in. {Or a few}

Hare: Cums 4 Seconds.

Type: A-A, No Bag Drop. Runners: 10-12K, Walkers: 5.8K

Time: 1:30 meetup, 2pm pack sets off. We’re going to sharp this week because it’s getting cold and we want to get ready for Hashmas.

Where: The intersection of Liyuanli North (力源里北街) and the East Fourth Ring Road (东四环中路). There’s a small grassy area. See pin for clarification.

Subway: Line 1 Sihui Station (Exits C1, D and E) is the closest but you can also grab a sharing bike from Line 6 Jintailu.

See maps.


Hash Cash: 30 RMB for run, beer stops, circle. No restaurant.

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. And partial nudity. Don’t be offended; it’s jocular, we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but please be polite, be tolerant, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner. Oh, and you’ll need to bring a green jiankangbao with a sufficiently-recent hesuan or we’ll be all huffy. And a mask.