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Our next run is…
BJH3#2254: Netflix and Chill with 798
That’s right, we are going back to 798 again. Before you say “Tian na, another shitty repeat trail”, we, the hares, ask: Do you truly know 798? Have you explored its nether regions and found its naughty side? 798 wants you to explore its different positions, especially reverse.
78 – 9 = 69
So put on your running shoes and bring out your inner sexy sax man as we get ready to serenade 798.
Hash Cash:
30 RMB (run, beer, circle)
+ 75 RMB (dinner) NOTE: No refunds after the last beer stop.
Your Hares:
Spuds
Just Max
Genghis Cunt
Trail:
A- A. Bags can be dropped at the restaurant.
Note: Circle is near the restaurant (Less than 500m away)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Wear your hash gear.
Hairy Hashers: Trail and restaurant are NOT dog-friendly.
When:
Saturday, April 18th.
Meet up – 1:30 pm
Start – 2:00 pm
D’erections to meet up spot:
Jiangtai Subway Station (Line 14), Exit C. Walk 200m north.
将台地铁站14号线C口. 向北走200米。
Address:
粗粮人家·东北菜(将台店)
Coarse Grain Family – Northeast Cuisine (Jiangtai Branch)
将台地铁站向北步行200米.
朝阳区酒仙桥路甲12号将台酒店1、2层
On- after:
京A Taproom 精酿餐吧(798店)
朝阳区酒仙桥路2号798艺术区中二街D-06
Upcoming Hareline:
25-APR Run #2255 – Bogan Banus, Pickle Boy, Red Snatcher, Dark Shaft
***WE NEED HARES***
If you’ve been to the hash a few times speak to a Hare Razor’s Pickle Boy,Bouncing Shit, Singaporn Star. If you’re not sure how to set a trail they’ll pair you with an experienced hasher. Remember being part of the hash community is contributing to the hash community. So go on, sign up and help out your fellow degenerates.
BJH3 #2253 THE 69 798
Hey wankers the Beijing Hash House Harriers take its glamorous city hash running and walking trail through the art center . A trail not just comprises of 6.9 and of course our favorite habit of wanking beer but it also show case the mind blowing artistic brilliance of art work through out the center.
Expect:
-Not 1 Not 2 Not 3 Not 4 Not 5 Not 6 Not 7 wanking beer
-Accusation
Remember:
-If you’re tired on trail wank more beer
-If you’re lost take a SHIT and BOUNCE or YANK one to find the hares
YOUR HARES:
Bouncing Shit(running hare) and Septic Yank(walking hare)
Trail:The trail is A-A and its dog friendly, but not in resto and bag drop can be provided at resto as well.
Hash Cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle
+75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUND AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
When:
Saturaday, April 11, 1:30pm meet up time, 2pm start time
D’erections to the meet up spot:
Metro Line 12,Goajiayuan station, exit B walk about 1km 地铁12号线高家园站，B出口，步行约1公里
Restaurant:
Wanxiaoguan Sichuan Cuisine · River Frog Tavern (798 Branch)
万小馆川菜江湖蛙•小酒馆（798店
Address:
No. B6, Zhong Er Street, 798 Art District, Chaoyang District, Beijing
北京市朝阳区798艺术区中二街B6号
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Wear your hash gears
Upcoming Hareline:
***WE NEED HARES***
If you’ve been to the hash a few times speak to a Hare Razor’s Pickle Boy,Bouncing Shit, Singaporn Star. If you’re not sure how to set a trail they’ll pair you with an experienced hasher. Remember being part of the hash community is contributing to the hash community. So go on, sign up and help out your fellow degenerates.
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That’s right, we are going back to 798 again. Before you say “Tian na, another shitty repeat trail”, we, the hares, ask: Do you truly know 798? Have you explored its nether regions and found its naughty side? 798 wants you to explore its different positions, especially reverse. 78 – 9 = 69 So put on your running shoes and [...]
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Hey wankers the Beijing Hash House Harriers take its glamorous city hash running and walking trail through the art center . A trail not just comprises of 6.9 and of course our favorite habit of wanking beer but it also show case the mind blowing artistic brilliance of art work through out the center. Expect: -Not 1 Not 2 Not [...]
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!