BJH3 #2207：Who Even Cares?

Well hashers, after last weekend’s huge Northern Alliance party that proudly brought sweaty red dresses, full moons and full mooning, rusty bitches, scullduggery (Just Tara), hysterics (Foursome Me Down The Mountain), and questionable decisions, we’re hashing again this weekend, because apparently we don’t know when to quit.

This trail is brought to you by two extremely shitty hares. Yes, just two. Because everyone else either fled the country, pretended not to read the group chat, or is still in a ditch somewhere in Shunyi. These brave—or possibly very stupid—volunteers have thrown together a “trail” using scraps of chalk, fading memories, and parts of a run we already did a few weeks ago.

Expect hot sun, more sweat, and exactly 1.5 liters of warm beer to be shared amongst the whole pack. We blew our budget on cheap plonk last weekend, so this time it’s discount beer and cheap dinner from that a dirty little jiachangcai joint that always gets the orders wrong. Vegetarian? Gluten-free? Lactose-intolerant? Bring your own food.

As for the trail itself, we make no promises. It might go up a hill. It might go through a construction site. Don’t expect scenic views. Don’t expect cold drinks. Don’t expect to be entertained.

But this, dear hashers, is where you come in. The hares will be hopeless for sure, the beer warm, and the food flavorless – but the hash is only as shit as you make it. So dust off your trail shoes, wipe last week’s lipstick off your face, and drag your sorry ass out one more time. Bring the noise, bring the chaos, and for the love of The Almighty, bring extra beer.

Because when it’s all said and done, a terrible trail with great company beats a great trail with no one on it.

Hash cash:30rmb for beer stops and circle.

75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)

Your Hares:John Wayne’s Gay Semen (walking) Tea Bag Virgin (running)

Trail:

Trail is A-B with no bag drop.

Dress Code and Haberdashery:Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.

If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why we have it as a run reward. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.

Hairy Hashers：

Trail and restaurant are both dog-friendly

When:

2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start ；June 7th

On-after:Buddy’s for a quick cheers, then onto our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s

D’erections to meet up spot:

Side Park, 140m from Jiangtaixi Subway Station, Exit A

将台西站, 出口A

Exit Jiangtai West Subway Station through Exit A, turn left and then immediately right onto 4^th ringroad, walk for about 100 meters, cross over the 4th ringroad and find Side Park according to this map.

将台西A口，四得公园在你的对面, 沿着地图标记走100m多，你就可以抵达hash的预热起点。

Address:

#9 Jiangtai West Road, Jiangtai Area, Chaoyang District

朝阳区将台西路四得公园

Restaurant:

Upcoming Hareline:

Hashers! ! ! we need hares. If you can hare on any of the dates below (or any date at all between now and December) contact one of your unfriendly HARE RAISERS: Pickle Boy, Shtupwaffel