“Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash
We have great fun, dodging the shit and trash
Our skies are never clear
But we have cheaper beer
We like to drink, our singing stinks
So welcome to the Beijing hash”
As the years go by, many things change. The lack of shit and trash has made the capital unrecognizable to old school hashers. These days chances are you’ll get blinded by the bright sun and blue skies if you manage to raise your gaze from the beer in front of you. Still, what’s important stays the same: Beijing is still home to the best kennel in the world (and of all time), and definitely the one that has the most fun. Also, Yanjing beer remains as cheap as it’s ubiquitous… and best enjoyed when you’re drunk beyond caring about such trifles as taste and formaldehyde.
This Sunday, join us in bidding a very warm FOYW to I’m Pregnant. The once-GM, reformed FRB, and a modern day marvel of human biology that proved male pregnancy possible. Please note, due to the FOYW’s advanced pregnancy (currently in the 16th trimester), only gentle pegging will be allowed.
Thanks to the hares’ connections in Mismanagement (and compromising pictures of the RA), we will have a nice, cool day to explore the university district of Beijing with cold beers in hand. The trail will bring you from the lush green Zizhuyuan Park, past the National Library of China, and into the heart of the Haidian university district. Young, educated, and innocent – the very antithesis of the hash spirit, but the hares hope the atmosphere rubs off on you enough to start reading the write-ups, or at least remembering your hash name correctly.
Hash Cash
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares
I’m Pregnant
Necro Feel Me Up
Tea Bag Virgin
Trail
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Dress Code and Haberdashery
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Neither trail nor restaurant is dog-friendly
When
Sunday, June 29. Meet up at 2:30pm, run starts at 3:00pm sharp
On-after
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot
National Library station (line 4, 9, 16) Exit F, enter the park and follow the pin posted in the group (5 minute walk).
国家图书馆站（4, 9, 16号线）F出口，进入公园后按照群里贴的指示牌走即可（步行5分钟）。
